Kobe Bryant Parenting

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.

My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.

by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020

Parenthisis

"(" or ")"

"That which is put in parenthisis can (not) be ignored"

by Satan December 16, 2002

parenthesis

When you wind up having a child then writing a book about it :)

Try to avoid parenthesis

by Beanybaby April 4, 2005

The Parent Test

Just for Matt's use.

Mom & Dad are sitting at home. You decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. They are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. Questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. They dont know this person so it seems only natural I suppose. After a few hours of this "talking" you suggest that you ought to get going. Your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such "talks." You feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done

by Aaron September 20, 2004

parentals

A term used to describe parents, after you have committed an act of insolence

"What happend after you showed them your report card"
"Man, the parents went postal and I'm on punishment"

by MissDimplz January 24, 2005

Parenteau

Someone who enjoys such activities as feltching, cocksucking, bum sex(with other men) getting pooed/pissd on by other men, and enjoys ass-to-mouth (with other men)

"Dude that guy is a full-on Parenteau!"

by Cesar Octavio May 20, 2009

parental pizza

pizza available for your consumption that is paid for by your/your friend's parents

"Where should we eat tonight? I'm getting hungry."

"Let's go over to my place; I've got some parental pizza."

by leshjeik April 23, 2012