Puddle Pirate

Calum

Shut up you little puddle pirate

by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 03, 2022

cummal puddle

When everyone in the Cuddle puddle takes ruffalin and the first to wake up gets to cum on everyone.

Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.

by The Dave’s October 02, 2023

puddle person

A person who is good at art and animation but doesn’t think they are but all their friends are secretly jealous

The puddle herself: I’m not really that good at drawing
T: yes you are
The puddle herself: no
T: you’re such a puddle person

by PuddlePerson July 20, 2021

Couch Puddle

When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.

I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.

by Trill Gang December 30, 2018

Bear Puddle

A group of large gay hairy men collectively gathered in a hot sweaty nightclub. The term started in Vancouver, Canada.

I need to wash my shoes as they got drenched in a bear puddle in the dark room last night.

by Buzzcola May 11, 2025

puddle neck

Is someone who constantly looks dumb, lost or awkward

Oh , that guy doesn't seem to know what day it is , what a puddle neck

by Carrrrl August 14, 2014