Rack Puddle

When your load settles into a puddle in between her cleavage or on a flat surface of her breast.

(1. )"She told me I could titty fuck her only if after I slurped off the 'Rack Puddle".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".

by Professor Calamitous December 26, 2016

Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk

He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨

by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

Mud-Puddle

When you cum inside a girls butthole while shes turtle necking

Bro I think a uti from all the mud-puddles I made yesterday

by Mud-Puddler November 2, 2021

Puddle service provider

A failed cloud service provider.

I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.

by Mrfacto November 3, 2021

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

puddled

A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.

*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.

Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.

Rachel: *walks away*

*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*

Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.

Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!

by starvedchild2002 September 8, 2021

pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021