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by JULIO COSTA October 29, 2018
Get the JOAO PEDRO mug.When a guy goes up behind another guy (or girl) that's sitting down and pulls out his dick and gently rests it on the sitting persons shoulder, thus creating a dead parrot.
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by rodrico February 18, 2005
Get the Pedro mug.A strange sexual act where a Mexican helps out in some way whether it be sexually or for another purpose. Sneaky because they can go unnoticed and Pedro is a Mexican name. THE SNEAKY PEDRO
using a Mexican as a chair during sex, using a Mexican to hold a womans head in the air while you hold up her body and screw her like crazy. sneaky pedro
by tomato sauce May 27, 2008
Get the sneaky pedro mug.dustin pedroia is little rat-like bastard who currently plays for the boston red sox. he is the size of a normal man's leg, and looks goofy playing baseball because he has to use his entire body to throw or bat, resulting in visual hilarity.
pedroia also has a habit of performing thousands of annoying facial tics during his at-bats. obviously suffers from Little Man Syndrome.
pedroia also has a habit of performing thousands of annoying facial tics during his at-bats. obviously suffers from Little Man Syndrome.
Fan 1: Holy shit, the Red Sox have a new mascot... it's a little rat in uniform!
Fan 2: No, that's not a rat, it's one of those annoying little yapping dogs that run around your feet and try to act badass.
Fan 3: That little bitch is neither dog nor rat. It's actually Lil' Dustin Pedroia, and fellow-homosexual Josh "Gopher Cheeks Beckett" uses him to douche with.
Fan 2: No, that's not a rat, it's one of those annoying little yapping dogs that run around your feet and try to act badass.
Fan 3: That little bitch is neither dog nor rat. It's actually Lil' Dustin Pedroia, and fellow-homosexual Josh "Gopher Cheeks Beckett" uses him to douche with.
by SatanIsARedSoxFan October 30, 2007
Get the pedroia mug.When someone states the fucking obvious or is totally lost and not with the program.
A way to acknowledge someone's stupidity.
A way to acknowledge someone's stupidity.
Person 1: "Hey look how blue the sky is right now!"
Person 2: "Good fucking observation Pedro."
Person 1: "I'm so lost, isn't Hitler a first name?"
Person 2: "Oh my god Pedro where the fuck have you been?"
Person 2: "Good fucking observation Pedro."
Person 1: "I'm so lost, isn't Hitler a first name?"
Person 2: "Oh my god Pedro where the fuck have you been?"
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pedro! down boy down!
by who cares? March 30, 2003
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