penisless

without penis

i am penisless

by penislessness October 6, 2008

pendle

Pendle is slang for donkey in spanish

That pendle let us ride him all the way down the mountain!

by max1234 December 23, 2006

Penises

To quote Peter. Slang for, "Peter says". Peter knows cool, Peter knows hip.

Leroy - How's that new club downtown?
Deevan - Penises it's fly.

by TSpank July 3, 2003

penisex

When a man rapes another man, the correct name for a man who has sex with another man without his permission is a penisexer, which is basically a gay rapist who only targets men.

White guy- i guess were gonna be trapped here for a while. Nigga- guess what?. White guy- what?. Nigga im gonna rape you!!!!. White guy- OOhhhhh NOOO!!!!! IM GONNA GET RAPED BY A GUY!, penisex

by eioxpip November 28, 2014

Penislexia

An excuse a guy gives when he tries to put it in the wrong hole *accidentally*, of course.

Like in the Spike and Mike's Festival of animation in the early 1990s, a cartoon that has the only dialog of "WRONG HOLE" at the end is a perfect example of penislexia.

by Shindig8 June 25, 2010

penises and beer

the female version of titties and beer.

fxxxxxxxxxcktards. <^> <^>

by gabi September 7, 2004

Penised

(Verb) To penis someone; to smack them anywhere as apunishment for a stupid comment.

Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!

by Eham July 10, 2005