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Nintendo 64

1. Noun. A Nintendo 64 is a great device and holds lots of memories of a person, like many other consoles.

2. Adverb. This definition originates from a song called Nintendo 64 by Alex G, where he receives a Nintendo 64 from his brother who killed himself
1. Hey, bro do you want to play on my Nintendo 64 and hang out?

2. I'm gonna commit a Nintendo 64 tonight
by UrAdvradgeTranzBoy May 26, 2025
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Nintendo

Used to refer to an entity that is so bad, no other words can come close to describing its level of terribleness.

Originated from the failing LTD company "Nintendo".
Praul: "Why does this JPEG look somehow worse than every other image I've ever seen?"

Tally: "Not sure. I'm pretty sure whoever made it was trying to pull a Nintendo."
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Nintendo Wii U

The Nintendo Wii U is an eighth generation video game console designed and marketed by Nintendo Co. Ltd released in November in North America, and PAL regions, and released in December in Japan. The console was made to be a successor to popular Nintendo Wii which had sold 101 million units, however thanks to poor marketing, a confusing name which lead consumers to believe it was a new controller for the Wii, and poor third party support the Wii U was left in the dust by Sony's PS4, and even Microsofts poorly marketed Xbox one. By the end of its lifespan the Wii U had only sold 13 million units globally, and was considered a commercial flop by Nintendo. Former President of Nintendo of America Reggie Fils-Aime stated that despite its poor sales the Wii U would be remembered fondly by fans like the similarly poor performing Nintendo Gamecube, and he considered it a necessary step for the success of Nintendo's next major console, the Nintendo Switch.
"The Nintendo Wii U introduced an all new Gamepad controller with a touchscreen, and motion controls which allowed for asymmetrical multiplayer."
by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 21, 2024
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Nintendo Uncle Syndrome

Nintendo Uncle Syndrome is another version of a know-it-all. In this case, generally regarding Nintendo news and otherwise and the attempt at seeming legit by using an 'uncle' to stand in as proof. The uncle who 'works at Nintendo.'

Oftentimes it is just someone who always wants to be right, needs you to 'just trust them man' or otherwise just enjoys lies for the sake of it.
"Ralph always seems to think we believe him when he tells us what Nintendo will do next but he just suffers from Nintendo Uncle Syndrome."
by Mulina April 6, 2023
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Nintendo Switch 2

An overpriced piece of shit console that you won't even own when you actually buy it when it launches.
Guy 1: Have you heard about the Nintendo Switch 2? Nintendo updated their user "agreements" and it says that they will apparently brick said console when you mod it once it releases afterwards.
Guy 2: I have, and it's extremely overpriced. 630$ CAD for it and 100$ to 110$ CAD for physical games that aren't actually installed on the cartridge itself? Come on, Shitendo!
by NepgearAfficionado May 12, 2025
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Nintendo DS

The console with a battery that will last until the end of time.
"Look at my Nintendo DS!"
by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024
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Nintendo Switchblade

The perfect weapon for friendly murder :)
And also for protecting yourself from Karen >:)
Ben: Time to get out my Nintendo Switchblade!
Karen: The WHAT?
by AydinDDT2009™ September 12, 2022
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