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Battle of the planets

a old anime that everyone has forgotten about even though all the characters are ridiculously thicc
guy 1: "hey did you see battle of the planets"
guy 2:"yeah it was fucking awesome"
by reubeno May 5, 2021
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The Battle of Navarino

A battle during the Greek War of Independence. It was a critical naval battle that occurred in the Bay of Navarino. Where the British, French and Russian Navies stepped in to help the Greek revolutionaries against the Ottoman empire. You might say SAILED in! Harharhar... This battle has been the center of stress, hate, laughs, pain, achievement, failure, downfall, uprising and insanity for the past 3 months of my life. NHD will be avenged...
"The Battle of Navarino sure is interesting!"

"Not for 4 months straight. Fuck NHD!"
by Rob199619961996 January 26, 2012
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Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.
How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
by Powermad80 February 24, 2012
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The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.
I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011
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battle babe

A beautiful woman who is skilled in combat and the art of war. Lovely, intelligent, and affectionate, but also won't hesitate to dismember you if you fight for evil. Battle babes make the best companions because they always have your 6 and won't judge you for spending money on weapons and armor.
Person 1: I met this girl at the gun range, she's really pretty and good at shooting.
Person 2: sounds like you have a battle babe. Better not cheat on her, she could end you from another zip code.
by Theswoleymammoth May 13, 2020
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no u battle

It's a kind of battle, where someone starts of by Person 1 calling Person 2 a word like amazing or cute

Then Person 2 replies "No u!", and Person 1 will reply back with "No u!"

It continues like that until one of them gtg or a 3rd person joins and says "Both of you"
Person 1: "You are a cutie"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 3: "Both of you"
*end of no u battle*
by CookiLover311 August 24, 2020
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Lose the battle

When you have to take a shit really bad but nowhere near a toilet so you have to focus on not shitting yourself
Yo bro you good? Nah man if I don’t get home quick enough ima lose the battle
by Atwerkingfetus September 9, 2022
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