reylo pride month

straight pride month but it takes place in alabama and glorifies a really toxic and fictional relationship

guy 1: "did you hear about reylo pride month?"

guy 2: "is that what those guys are up to now? embarrassing."

by 420ants October 26, 2019

Beat a furry month

In the month of March you are allows to beat any furry And they Cannot fight back. Good hunting i wish everyone.

Someone: ITS beat a furry month..... Ehehehe

Furry: WAIT NO

by Hans Luttenberg March 19, 2023

Kick balls month

On November 1st anyone can kick a boy in the balls no matter what.

Girl:It’s November 1st so you have to be nice to me

Boy:Why?
Girl:Because it’s kick balls month
Boy:Oh no

by Sophiemclaughlin20 January 2, 2021

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes

Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month

by Fijfntjdudhrd October 2, 2019

Kick dick month

On October all girls have the permission to kick boys in the dick as they are aloud to slap a girls arse

Oh look lexie it’s kick dick month
Yesss

by anonymous October 2, 2020

Scratch ass month

December 1st-31
National scratch ass month (weirdest yet)
Comes after grab ass and slap ass (november)

Free card to scratch any girls ass😍😍

Hey Billy you see Darlene over there, don't you wanna scratch her ass?

Obviously it's scratch ass month

by Currydipbra76 December 5, 2019

Slap ass month

In the whole month of November u get a free slap on any girls or guys ass. Big or small you can slap/grab it.

"I just slapped Shannon's ass, its national slap ass month."

by Ehedhxuduehx October 8, 2019