Moist Phoenix Grip

The act of one women sticking her hand up her wet vagina, and giving a hand job.

Last night me, and Bill did a "Moist Phoenix Grip while talking about our day.

by XXBurittoblowerxx October 24, 2011

Do you Moist?

Moisting your Moist

I was like Do you MOIST? Yeah bro!

by BackWoodsPrincess February 28, 2014

moist in the snack cake

When a sexy hipster appears at a party, or a delectable scene kid walks by.. this is the aftermath, of every hipster/scene girls vaginas.

"Hot bricks of Jesus, he makes me moist in the snack cake"

"Look at all these hipsters! mhmm im moist in the snack cake"

"I like the pole and the hole, and right now I'm as moist as a snack cake down there. So, why don't you come over to my crib after school, and I'll make your pinky aaaall stinky." - Strangers With Candy

by cuppycake3 March 1, 2012

Moist Acorn Penis

A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist.

Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight.
Barry: Same, might have to join.

by Brad Soab December 3, 2017

moist diarrhea whiffle ball

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.

ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!

by pattymittens May 17, 2007

moist doggy doo

also known as pooh pohh

*grats for you if you just made it trough the pooh, moist, doggy, shit of a trial.

Wanna play with my moisty doggy doo

by Mic August 5, 2004

My eye ball is moist

moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"

by Dead Rad November 26, 2020