mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.

My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011

Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010

Mississippi meat locker

When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.

Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.

by Snubbish December 11, 2017

Mississippi Reach around

an action of physical activity in which ones' partner reaches towards the genitalia while performing other various sexual actions, commonly associated with those of dutch-indonesian and partial white descent. A "daniel" refers to the person(s) whom are attracted to such actions of firm grasping of their genital area (penis and/or vagina)

Michael: Hey Daniel how was the mississippi reach around?
Daniel: It was great Mike, i really found myself to love that action... hey mike?
Michael: Yes daniel?
Daniel: May i have a mississippi reach around?

by Brownsugar69 September 4, 2013

Mississippi Meat Grinder

When you pour concrete mix into a women's vagina, allow it to dry, and then fuck it.

Rob: Dude I was so drunk last night I gave that bitch a Mississippi Meat Grinder!
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.

by DrewIsCoolAsFuck August 5, 2008

Mississippi mud pump

When someone receives a blow job while taking a shit.

I'm horny and I've got a turtle head poking out, how about giving me a Mississippi mud pump to help things along?

by Mr. Miss June 28, 2009

Mississippi Fat Back

An obese African American lady of the evening; a fat black hooker.

When I was in Memphis last week I broke me off a piece of Mississippi fat back.
How was it man?
Greasy!

by Bully Schlitzkowski May 16, 2016