Michael

A dude that tells retarded jokes but it gets the girls. they are super handsome. when u look at them u will date them.

when the girls see michael they die

by JOE MAMA'S GRANDSON October 19, 2019

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The Indentation on your legs after wearing socks is known as a Michael.

Named after the person who decided we needed a name for it.

"Oh wow, look at my shins!"
"Haha look at how your socks have Michael'd your legs"
"Yep, this some major Michael"

by Lesbian Chin Room March 5, 2009

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a person who dates one girl after another. often says "lolcats" to EVERYTHING. obnoxious. all he does is skate. he will use you just for attention. his mom is a stripper. he'll tell you he loves you then an hour later he will break up with you.

me: ahhh i just broke my arm it hurts
michael: lolcats
me: lets hang out
michael: lolcats

michael: baby i love you.
*two hours later*
michael: i love you but im breaking up with you.

by cottonbawlz June 22, 2010

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A man that much is known about him he normally hides out in seedy bars playing buck hunter till early hours of the morning has many a nickname: billy botson, botswana, mickey b, mickey botson, ibbo, 50 cent, nippys, BOTSON, and many more

chad: oi gos did you see plates eat shit in buckhunter?
gos: yeah he need to wash those dishes!
michael: oh man i suck.

by looneyray January 19, 2011

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1.Someone who walks around work giving "top-tips" and "throwing it out there" even though it's evident he has no idea.

2. A person with poor personal hygeine.

3. A small penis.

4. An individual incapable of cooking a BBQ.

Simon: Did you see that guy wandering around doing a Michael?

Sandi: Yeah, and he stinks like a Michael too.

Simon: I bet you he's got a Michael.

Sandi: I wouldn't want to eat at his place, he's probably a Michael.

by Smoboss February 10, 2010

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