National Mahboubi Day

on october 24th, we all kick mahboubis ass, and he can do nothing abt it

hey its national mahboubi day! where is mahboubi

by mahboubi gang October 20, 2023

Taj Mahole

Risky anal sex with your girlfriend after a particularly potent curry.

I’m taking Debbie out for a vindaloo, let’s see if the Taj Mahole is open for business

by Winnie81 January 28, 2025

Classic Mahfoud

When someone attempts to gaslight you and assumes you've have conversations when you haven't and they are in fact at fault.

This is classic Mahfoud behaviour

by Seg_ksa March 1, 2025

this is mahogany

some fucked up shit

“you wanna fuck or sum?”
“Nah this is mahogany “

by Dhusvwkwvsiss April 21, 2020

Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

by de la May 16, 2021

This is mahogany

A phrase used to describe something ridiculous or upsetting, perhaps both. Saying "this is bullshit", but in a nicer way. A way to express frustration on something inconvenient or stupid.

Elton: "Hey, heads ups. The registers are down again."
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"

Or

Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"

by Red_Rain_Forest November 29, 2022