Mississippi Reach around

an action of physical activity in which ones' partner reaches towards the genitalia while performing other various sexual actions, commonly associated with those of dutch-indonesian and partial white descent. A "daniel" refers to the person(s) whom are attracted to such actions of firm grasping of their genital area (penis and/or vagina)

Michael: Hey Daniel how was the mississippi reach around?
Daniel: It was great Mike, i really found myself to love that action... hey mike?
Michael: Yes daniel?
Daniel: May i have a mississippi reach around?

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mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.

My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011

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Mississippi mud pie

Defecating directly into another partners rectum and slurping in out.

"I over heard mommy and daddy have a Mississippi mud pie in bed last night, it sure did sound yummy."

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Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010

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Mississippi Meat Grinder

When you pour concrete mix into a women's vagina, allow it to dry, and then fuck it.

Rob: Dude I was so drunk last night I gave that bitch a Mississippi Meat Grinder!
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.

by DrewIsCoolAsFuck August 5, 2008

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