Lisa

It's the perfect girl you've ecer seen in ur life. With her long brown hair and her brown eyes she looks perfect no matter if with makeup or without. She is the best friend you can ever have, if something happenes, she is always by ur side. She is the moon and the stars on a cloudless night and the sun on a summer day.

Person 1: Hah, I have a best friend, she is so pretty and perfect.

Person 2: Is her name Lisa?

Person 1: Yes, how did u know?

by Milkywayeatskids November 27, 2021

The Lisa Stansfield

A man hair cut with no hair product in.

Stuart came to work rocking the Lisa Stansfield

by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

call Lisa

When a girl "calls lisa" in front of you they are usually calling one of there single best friends to tell them that they spot a real keeper in their presence.

I think I need to call Lisa.

by Nedkilley May 20, 2024

Pull a Lisa

Pooping your pants at work.

Guy 1: I need to go to the bathroom soon, can you send someone to take my place?
Guy2: Of course, wouldn’t want you to pull a Lisa.

by LJW2 October 1, 2021

Lisa

Lisa is a woman who is extremely pungent, her smell leaks and reeks around the school yard and makes the girls all scream "oh Lala, is that Lisa or the garbage truck?" She is smart, awkward and fluent in three languages, (American, British and ASL.) Many people at school in her presence HAVE TO WATCH OUT, because of her wildly unhinged and erratic hand! (There has been many known knockouts.) Many say that she also excels in food tech, because she always smells of onions and eggs, because of how hard she works. In the end Lisa IS A GODDESS, not only because of her blinding light, but because of her power to permanently damage your sinuses.

Jim: Did you see Lisa the other day?
Katie: No, But I smelt her.
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Yolanda: Hey Lisa, because you're so fluent in so many languages; can you teach me ASL?
Lisa: *Hand Flaps*

by sillybilly1107 April 25, 2022

Lisa Ann Peterson

Lisa Ann is a very sweet woman, a loving mom and grandma. She has a lot of wisdom to share to the young ones, She's absolutely a caring friend and she's into poetry! The world needs more Lisa Ann, 'cause goodness and peace will be spread if there are people like her.

Lisa Ann Peterson is beautiful as her poetry!

by takipsilim October 30, 2021

Lisa Lovett

This girl is the most amazing and caring girl you could ever meet , she can make feel special and she won’t even know it. Take one look at her and you can smile even when days seem hard

Lisa Lovett is a long head.

by Secret faggot number 2 June 5, 2020