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LAMP

"LAMP" means laughing at my problems.
Example 1:
Person A: *makes a joke about something bad that happened to them* hahaha, I'm lamping right now
Example 2:
Person A&B *makes jokes about their sad past* yo not at us lamping right now
by jennieschanelbag November 23, 2020
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Lamp

I forgot to do my homework and got a F...LAMP.
by notyourtherapist November 16, 2020
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Lamp

When you are so friendzoned that you dont Get looked at like boy/girlfriendmaterial. You become so unsexualized.
James: Have you heart it?
Allan:No, what is it?
James: Oliver became a lamp yesterday.
Allan: Oh s*it
by TheCheeseseller March 6, 2018
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Trucker lava lamp

The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.
Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.
by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025
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Lamp

Bailey: I’m joking haha
Alyssa: LAMP
by A-person_named_no September 3, 2021
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Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.
Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)
by Steorge February 6, 2020
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