Jobble

To gargle one's testicles
To treat testicles as though they were mouthwash

"Jobble me, baby, jobble me"
"Why don't you jobble me"
"Yeah, you jobble those balls"

by Malfecient Employee November 11, 2009

poon jabber

Someone who bitches out.
Sort of like being a pussy.

You are such a poon jabber

by cjames May 11, 2006

jobbles

Any dangling body part. (Gender neutral.)

"Check out her jobbles; they fill up the whole billboard."

"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."

by janelle renée August 18, 2006

Jibber

A small, hairy chinchilla gnome that greases up horny naked Canadians

A Canadian would say: I got a visit from a Jibber the other day, it caught me whilst showering, quite a pleasurable experience it was too!

by Mr.Pete December 3, 2007

jobbing by disqualification

Losing if you use a weapon in a disqualification match. For example, in the Summer of 2003 Brock Lesnar begun a series of jobbing by disqualification.

Also Spongebob Sqaurepants jobbed by disqualification by pushing Gary.

by Bobby June 24, 2004

Jobbyist

Someone who has to enjoy a hobby while on the job because his girlfriend or spouse will not allow him to have a closet full of baseball cards OR a garage/basement full of model trains.

Hey Peter, what the hell is all this crap in your cubicle? Oh I collect baseball cards and model trains?
That’s cool, but why do you do it here at work? Here is the thing…………..My girlfriend wont let me have fun at home.
Oh Peter that’s too bad...

Man I hate to see another guy become a Jobbyist because of the vagina.

by B-Nizzle June 11, 2006

Jibber

v. The act of sending an IM or instant chat to someone, as opposed to conveying information in an email, which would be 'emailing.' Etymology: Jibber Jab; Mr. T.

"I've just jibbered you the details, go over and look on your computer and let me know what you stink."

"OK - I'll jibber you from my phone when I'm at the restaurant."

"Don't bother emailing, just jibber me when you get back to your desk."

"You're flooding my chat window with IMs! Jibber me timbers!"

by Doomnation August 18, 2013