jake

To brandish a liquor bottle as a weapon and to smash said bottle against the back of someone's head in a violent act.

I cannot beleive he jake'd that guy!
I know, I heard he is in a coma.

by Carlos De Santa Anna July 15, 2008

jake

this word is a Cleveland slang from back in the 80's meaning corny , wack , lame ,or weak

"man those rhymes were jake" "he got spinner hubcaps on his car the that shit looks jake"

by mr. dre September 14, 2008

jake

a fun nice guy who is darn funny and knows alot of useful things and is very good looking. he DOES not eff goats and or any other animal.

wow, he is a jake...not a kade.

by jadeliciousdamn April 3, 2009

Jakely

Unbelievable, irrational, and insane. See ludicrous.

Whoa, that's a Jakely amount of money you've got there! You must be loaded! -- Dude, you just destroyed an entire city in the name of the Muppets. What a Jakely thing to do.

by BooJoh August 6, 2004

Jaked

To try to insult someone but accidentally back yourself into an easy target of opportunity for insult and to do so repeatedly.

He jaked himself over and over again.

by slavefortheman1980 July 16, 2016

jaked

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.

hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi

by J-bowz June 11, 2006

The Jakes

Another word for the police, similar in use to the cops or the fuzz. Popular in use in north east England

Imma put a hole in your f*cking back if I catch you talking to the f*cking jakes
OR
Shit man, it’s the jakes

by donteverplayyourself January 25, 2021