al gore

First emporer of the moon!!
inventor of the internet!!!
killer of manbearpig!!!!
tamer of the mighty moon bug!!!
father of jesus!!!!

Al Gore is a lying fucking douche with no friends. I'm super fucking cereal

by lelands May 25, 2008

Gore

Used as a prefix to describe an exceptional weather event thought to be caused by global warming: Gore-weather, Gore-warmth, Gore-cold, Gore-melt, Gore-storm, Gore-rain, Gore-snow, etc.

The weatherman predicted Gore-humidity for the inland regions of the coastal state.

by M. Martel November 9, 2007

Gordeezy Love

{Adj) A type of emotional and mental romance which if given to a female at any given moment will make her fall so deeply in love with you.

Dea had a taste of that Gordeezy Love

by Gordeezy July 13, 2003

Gootentight

1. Term said to mean "German Virgin"
2. Golf term stating how close you like your shot to be to the pin.
3. German Tourqe spec

1. Man, that chicks pussy was gootentight.
2. I need this shot to be like a german hooker, gootntight!
3. Make sure those bolts are Gootentight!

by CrazyGolferfuck! November 24, 2005

Goregoyle

n. 1. Evil-faced hypocrites spewing junk science from gaping, foul-smelling orifices. Created fear and panic among the weaker-minded adults and small children, but were finally proved to be mythical boogeypersons who couldn't even find a closet to hide in.

Don't be afraid, kids. The goregoyle is only an idle relic of the past, no scientific basis whatsoever.

by volto December 14, 2009

Goregasm

when watching a movie or playing a video game that has intense violence and gore and it makes you orgasm but the climax is so powerful that it rips your genitalia apart

I had an amazing goregasm while watching Mila Jovovic kill zombies in Resident Evil: Apocalypse. I almost blead to death.

by Awsomness Mentor November 2, 2011

mole goatee

A mole goatee is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the length of the hair, manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, the molehair that comprises a chin goatee will many times appear to have pube-like characteristics.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that" said the college student.

by rishnipishni January 13, 2007