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GISSV

GISSV,

stands for Genetically Inherited Spordically Secreted Viagra.
A substance injected into a patient that causes thier cells to secrete Sildenafil, a PDE-5 (Phosphodiesterase type 5) inhibitor which helps men with erectile disfunction get "pocket rockets". Cells will secrete Sildenafil when skin cells are in contact with cotton, wool, and polyester based fabrics. Common side effects are awkward silences, and loss of friends. Recently it was shown that 78.6 percent of GISSV using patients are the fathers, and suprisingly, somtimes mothers, of children who also experience the effects of the drug without ever having gone through the treatment,starting at around age 4. The developing team scientists discovered the unusual effect of the drug while under the influence of THC and Ethanol.
The GISSV is a great way to get your Abitur and Diploma... or atleast, get laid... oh wait... just jerk off.
by gissv student August 28, 2018
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Gisty

The gistest you can get when saying a gist.
Brahh that was way too gisty”
Give me a gisty on that”
by K80G November 23, 2018
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Gispel

A swabian German word for "idiot"
David you're a gispel, you missed the train again.
by Nickname = Dickname January 28, 2019
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Gissett

Gissett is the baddest bitch you will ever meet. They are very funny and love to laugh, and they seem cold but are really considerate and sweet after meeting them. Don’t mess with a gissett or gissetts friends because she/he will most likely kick your ass.
Hey did you see that girl fight her friends enemies

Yeah! She must be a gissett
by Lilretarded February 9, 2019
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Gisp

When you have a lisp and your gay so when people talk you say your not gay but you can’t talk right so it appears your gay
He has so much of a gisp
by ThatOnePotato7 February 10, 2019
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giselle

she fake ash. whole snake. you can see it in their eyes. if you meet one, run. gap toothed girl/boy.
Them: You see giselle? she talked about all her friends
Me: i dont wanna be a giselle.
by aquafina in my ass February 25, 2019
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Giselle

Giselle is a girl whom is smart but can make mistakes.She wears glasses and has a beautiful smile she may be shy with everyone and wont talk much but when you start to hang out with her more often she might talk to you more. She also has a very big heart even if she has a resting b face all the time or look depressed.She also dosent like being told that she is quiet especially since she is constanlty being told.She dosent really have a big friend group but she cares for them and appreiciates them.Lastly she acts like she dosent care about people but she actually does.
Boy:I literally talk more in a day than giselle talks in her whole life.
Giselle: Does it look like anybody cares?
by IM richiee the gay kid March 10, 2019
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