A Gabe is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn’t show any signs of intelligence anywhere. He never lets himself lose an argument, and will probably make you his friend. (Only to dump you one day later). Doesn’t hang out with a Gabe.
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person 1: Wow, they really won't stop asking what a glacier is.
person 2: They're being so Gabe right now.
person 2: They're being so Gabe right now.
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Guy 1: "Hey, whats that niggas problem?"
Guy 2: "Stand back dude thats a Gabe, he'll hauch a loogie at you."
Guy 2: "Stand back dude thats a Gabe, he'll hauch a loogie at you."
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