Friendship

Something that a C2 uses to get granola bars. In other words, friendship is a hoax, created by all the C2s in the world.

C2: I have accepted your request for my friendship.

Person 1: cool.

C2: So... Where are the granola bars?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

1.4 friendship

A dynamic between two people where one person has invested 98.6% of the interest and the other only puts in 1.4%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%

Kim puts so little back into this, Brian is practically killing himself to make her happy and she barely shows up for a free meal. It's definitely a 1.4 friendship, he should find someone that cares.

by poprocksA November 3, 2021

True friendship

When someone runs back into the storm to revive you whilst playing fortnite

*mum walks in while I’m playing my game and sees me helping my friend*

Her- “now that’s true friendship”

by Kaity3013 April 13, 2020

Friendship Casual

Two friends who occasionally engage in a physical relationship without any romantic attachment. The two are able to strike a balance between the occasional casual hookup and their friendship. The two are able to go from being just friends to casual lovers back to being just friends again effortlessly.

Guy 1: What’s the deal between you and Skylar?

Guy2: We have a friendship casual relationship.

Guy1: A friendship casual relationship?

Guy2: Yeah we’re two friends who occasionally hookup with no emotional attachment and afterwards go back to being just friend again.

Guy2: If you ask me it sounds more like casual sex slash friends with benefits slash booty call situation.

by Starving Artist246 April 13, 2025

i want to make friendship with you

a phrase used commonly by indian married males to 14 year old girls on omegle. the "friendship" will be ended when he tries to peer pressure you into sending nudes.

"becky i want to make friendship with you"
"arent you married?"
"yes yes but its good"
"???"

by bitchboysaga6969 February 9, 2021

Japan/China friendship forever

Japan and China teaming up to fight tariffs?

Hym "Well... You know whose side I'm on. Japan is my favorite and is the only country I will not nuke. But I still want to know how China made that 'Artificial Sun.' I was musing on that earlier. How large of an apparatus you would need to compress hydrogen hard enough to make a small one... But I'll allow it! Japan/China friendship forever! And you know what they say 'You can't spell Japan/China friendship forever without Pan in a fried pee.' You know, I actually had to sushi the other day. It slammed."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2025

Friendship Casual

Two friends who occasionally engage in a physical relationship without any romantic attachment. The two are able to strike a balance between the occasional casual hookup and their friendship. The two are able to go from being just friends to casual lovers back to being just friends again effortlessly.

Guy 1: What’s the deal between you and Skylar?

Guy2: We have a friendship casual relationship.

Guy1: A friendship casual relationship?

Guy2: Yeah we’re two friends who occasionally hookup with no emotional attachment and afterwards go back to being just friend again.

Guy2: If you ask me it sounds more like casual sex slash friends with benefits slash booty call situation.

by Starving Artist246 April 13, 2025