Friendly Hysteria

When you and your friend(s) do something collectively dumb or unnecessary for no apparent reason whatsoever.

"We really were suffering from Friendly Hysteria when we screamed and ran away from that guy in walmart."

by Vanillaicecubeeee March 8, 2021

Schrödinger's friendly

When a player in an online PVP game (usually an FPS like TF2) claims to be friendly in order to avoid being killed, then proceeds to kill other players.

BLU Scout: *kills RED Scout*
RED: WTF DUDE IM FRIENDLY!!!!!!1!!!1!!
BLU: Bro, I saw you shooting at our team's Engineer. You're a Schrödinger's friendly.

by agoofymovie September 16, 2025

Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.

Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.

by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023

Gluten Friendly Possible

The food operator cannot guarantee the food served will be free from gluten. This means gluten may or may not be present in the food.

I ate at that restaurant which shows 'gluten friendly possible' and it was fine for me. Nice food!

I liked eating at this food place because of the gluten friendly possible sticker, which suggests they have awareness on the gluten topic.

by Angelo Soul February 28, 2020

friendly bj

When your friendzoned but still get a blow job

Yo, did you hear Suzy gave John a friendly Bj

by Illywilly57 July 23, 2017

friendly fake

A person who acts nice in your presences but talks about you badly when you're not around.

You friendly fake.
These hoes friendly fake.

by Keisha B. April 8, 2014

user-friendly

The verbally-portrayed status/nature of a smooth-talking snitch who pretends to be tolerant/supportive of anyone who "uses" (i.e., consumes illegal drugs), but actually rats you out to da fuzz/Feds behind yer back.

If a computer or other complicated device is marked as "user-friendly", dat's all well and good, I guess --- it's when a PERSON claims to be this way dat ya should get antsy and suspicious.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018