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Fred

Fred will traumatize you
by 349271 May 16, 2019
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Bedhead fred

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.
Miles I walked in on Harry getting a bedhead fred and it was messy!
by whalecom November 21, 2021
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Fred

A super ass gay ass person with a really tiny dick and a super irritating laugh.
He is probably blonde and always wears sweatpants and a little to big sweatshirt or hoodie.
He is very funny and probably the "clown of the class".
He seems to love trouble and always get into fights. The teachers in his school probably hates him too.
He is probably going to hit puberty at the age of 20 and he's always late for school.
Person 1: do you know who Fred is?

Person 2: Oh yea that really gay guy that i got into a fight with.

Person 1: hah yea, you did beat his ass too.
by aus818 December 12, 2016
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Fred

Fred the purple octopus, he is not like the other octopuses
Fred is cuter than you
by TCNade February 17, 2021
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Fred

Fred is so cool he rocks all his haircuts he got them branded clothes he loves food and is so swag
by James tulisi January 9, 2018
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The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024
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Fred

united is shit especially with fred
by shaqiri > sancho August 29, 2021
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