The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.
Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018
Get the flake master flexmug. 1- A public display of an - Ability, Skill, talent or special gift.
2 - Impose your will, play to your strengths. Draw from within. Believe in you; your training, your preparation, your determination.
2 - Impose your will, play to your strengths. Draw from within. Believe in you; your training, your preparation, your determination.
by ice_flav February 15, 2019
Get the Flex uR Strongmug. by DongMasterFlex December 22, 2008
Get the Dong Master Flexmug. A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.
by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005
Get the douche master flexmug. by Trollge March 21, 2021
Get the Image perms flexmug. 1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.
2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.
2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.
by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008
Get the dike master flexmug. When someone says the most random fucking thing and you’re in a bitchy mood so you tell them “weird flex but okay” so they’ll shut up .
by Bitchezz2331 November 22, 2018
Get the Weird flex but okaymug.