Flogton

Someone who only finds problems and not solutions

"Classic Flogton behaviour. James completely botched the project, blamed everyone else while it was going under, then when we finally fixed it, he swooped in and took all the credit. Didn’t contribute anything useful, but somehow made himself look like the hero. Total Flogton—loud, useless, and always around when the spotlight’s on."

by 22doolF May 20, 2025

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flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.

He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man

by Rad Rob November 4, 2025

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Flogibelgorped

When you are more flabbergasted then flabbergasted

I am Flogibelgorped

by Stonedawg January 4, 2026

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walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008

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