L.A.F.S.

L.A.F.S. stands for Less Attractive Friend Syndrome and is a real condition that affects girls. A girl who suffers from L.A.F.S. is uglier than her female friends, but despite this continues to hang out with said friends. This is usually because these girls are popular and she is popular with them. Because girls at parties move in groups the girls who suffers from L.A.F.S. is often the girl that the wingman takes while his friend dances/hooks up with the hotter girl. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. are also often overlooked and end up becoming 'easy' sexual partners. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. also have low self-esteem which is why they whore themselves out.

Example 1:

John: Dude I tried to hook up with Susie last night but she left early so I fucked her friend Kate instead.

Tim: Kate suffers from L.A.F.S...

John: I'm just a squirrel tryin to get a nut...

Example 2:

Steve: Do you think I should ask Jill out?

Mike: Nah Bro, she suffers from L.A.F.S. I would def hit her friend Trina though.

Example 3 (in a club):

Paul: Dude, dance with L.A.F.S. while I dance with her friend.

Jim: Yo, you know I got your back.

Paul: That's why you're the Ace Wingman.

(Paul goes on to fuck hot chick, while girl with L.A.F.S. cries herself to sleep in her tiny apartment.)

by tfln-New Jersey's publicist. June 25, 2009

F.O.O.L

acronym for F'd out of luck

that kid got F.O.O.L'd when they found out what he did!

by Brand()n March 31, 2008

M Y L I F E or My Life

This means hilarious

For example:
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure :D
Person 1: M Y L I F E or My Life
Person 1 then proceeds to commit self kill

by HyelloGuys December 8, 2020

L.O.F

Legion of fobs--as in a large group of Fobs (see fob) Like "fob" mostly asian.

fairly new term, coined in canada.

-Hey is Chan new at school?
-yeah but he new to Canada, he'll likely hang around with other immigrants
-yeah he'll join the Legion of fobs.

by Deuce January 23, 2004

F.U.G.L.Y.

Fucking Unbelievably Gorgeous Like Yourself.

That girl is so F.U.G.L.Y.....in the good way.

by IrresistableAshGirl July 25, 2010

f.b.n.l.t

Frat boys need love too. We need to raise awareness for this cause.

Frat boy: F.B.N.L.T
Girl: What does that mean?
Frat boy: Frat boys need love too! Please, I’m tired of hoeing around love me!
Girl: No! You’ve been with too many girls, I don’t trust you

by Mmmmmyourmama December 6, 2020

GF.I.L.T.F

A description of your girlfriend who is very beautiful so instead of calling her a milf or gilf since they don’t fit in this age group

“Did you see my Friends new girlfriend.? now that’s a GF.I.L.T.F”

by Uninspired English October 17, 2020