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Everything this Season
After the historic collapse of the Jacksonville Jaguars 2023 season, and their tumultuous final game that saw them without a spot in the playoffs, I gave up everything football. For this season.
by jbmatty25 January 14, 2024
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The Everything-and-Nothing Paradox

Everything is possible, including the possibility of impossibility.
person1: don't ever give up! everything is possible after all!
person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?
by gyatt? March 5, 2024
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People have tried to make the scentence for the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar blue, I'm here to finish it
Mike: so, what are you going to do this weekend
John: I'm going to make the rest of the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar in urbandictionary blue
Mike: how are you going to do this?
John: By creating a bullshity definition of the rest of the "explanation"
Mike: and what is it?
John: it's "But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies."
Mike: doesn't that break the rules of the website?
John: Idk, and tbh idk, it's gonna be funny anyways
Mike: ok, good luck.
John: thanks, Mike.
by DEMEMZEA December 5, 2021
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Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.
George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020
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Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex?

Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"
guy 1: dude i Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? 'd Chad's slut last night
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-
by completelyoriginalhandle123456 December 6, 2023
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everything smart

Everything smart is when you’re not only gifted in one subject but all of them. like math, english, science ect.
some girls are math smart and science smart but i’m everything smart
by materialistic personality February 3, 2023
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