Defensive Driver

Noun: Someone who can claim to be a "good driver" when they are really just a stuck-up pussy who thinks its wrong to go 10 over the limit.

Bill: You are too much of a pussy to overtake someone on highway, you are a shitty driver

Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.

Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!

by thecoolcanadian August 21, 2011

learner driver

When a passenger in a moving vehicle has his hand around his penis while the driver is bunny hopping the vehicle causeing the stop start motion to toss off the passenger

Dave: Scooter what the hell are you driving like that for
Scooter: its ok le snacks is doing the learner driver in the back

by billmanbob November 09, 2009

Backseat driver

The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.

Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."

by Diacetylm0rphine February 15, 2010

Volvo Driver

A person who drives a volvo. usaully old, def and blind. So they are pretty shit and annoying drivers

"Bloodie Volvo Driver, he is driving worse then that fucking asian driver and that women."

by JAckkkkkkkk August 26, 2008

taxi driver

when you wait outside a party school or an area with bars for drunk girls to "drive home"

Dude I just pulled a Taxi driver last night near Rutgers. I picked up this smoking hot redead. She was trashed. I drove her home and we smashed.

by fughettaboutit November 14, 2010

Ghost driver

When you're riding passenger and your significant other gives you head while you steer.

Hey babe , wanna give me a ghost driver?

by dragunov36 April 24, 2018

Sunday Driver

Someone who is driving extremely slow because they are stoned

"dude, this sunday driver must have been smokin' some dank bud, 'cuz he's going 10 in a 55 mph zone"

by rlly highgh riyte /\/ 0 \/\/ ! July 23, 2008