Person 1: “Hey bud! Heard you bought a van today! What did you get?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
by Papazpizza2 April 20, 2023
Get the Dodge Dakota Club Cabmug. Dakota is a fucking simp fr fr.
by Doonie Destroyer July 28, 2022
Get the Dakotamug. A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022
Get the Dakotamug. Dakota carbo: a person who was fake to her best friends, and all around messed up her life by liking another guy. This person normally tends to focus on one person at a time, and will leave people behind. This person is not someone to like, they are a person to hate. They will make you cry many times. Don't be friends with a Dakota Carbo.
by Dakotas ex bestie July 9, 2021
Get the Dakota Carbomug. That guy/girl who helps you all the time.Likes to party and have a good time.Don't make them mad they can fight.
Dude 1: Did you see the fight between Dakota and the teacher?
Dude 2: Yeah the teacher had a black eye and a broken nose.
Dude 2: Yeah the teacher had a black eye and a broken nose.
by Turn on your mom October 27, 2019
Get the Dakotamug. Dakota is a fat but skinny at the same time type of person. He usally is tall and dies laughing when he sees a little monkey throwing up gang signs. He usally gets no playing time for the jv basbeall team and gets friendzoned by every girl
by Jim the baptist March 8, 2020
Get the Dakotamug. 