Dakota

Dakota is a fat but skinny at the same time type of person. He usally is tall and dies laughing when he sees a little monkey throwing up gang signs. He usally gets no playing time for the jv basbeall team and gets friendzoned by every girl

Oh here comes dakota guard your fucking nuts and cheeks

by Jim the baptist March 8, 2020

North Dakota Drive-by

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

South Dakota Defribrillator

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.

Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Dakota

There are NO words that can describe the amount of love and respect you could have for a dakota. she is the best friend that anyone could ever wish for and there is nothing that anyone could tell me to make me think different. she gives the best advice and will NEVER EVER let you down and u have my word on that. but fr not shit they give HELLA good and also not to mention are THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS ON THE PLANET AHHHH. i really think that if ur best friend is called dakota you dont need anyone else because she will always be your #1. also boys fall for her all the time but you know that she wont go for anyone that is not good for her. she will do ANYTHING for her best friend even to the point of breaking up with someone that has hurt her bestie. yes she is that good of a human. there is nothing in this world that could make me or anyone that knows a dakota think something other than the best about her. she is also THE most supportive every ahh.

Boy: oml who is that shes kind really hot tbh

Girl: thats my bestie dakota she is the BEST person on the whole earth

by masonoffners June 1, 2020

dakota stone

special

dakota stone is so special

by ji ,y nd iz dfuzB June 6, 2020

DAKota

Dumb ass bitch

She did some dumb ass shit again typical Dakota

by Nevahhhh June 9, 2020

Dakota

Has the biggest tits you've ever seen, the baddest bitch you will ever meet. Super hot, but also really caring , the most loyal friend you can have. But somehow simultaneously the most petty and bitchy person you will ever be friends with. Do no wrong by her, and she'll do no wrong by you.

"my friend dakota just killed a bitch in cold blood for hitting on her boyfriend"
"Is that the same one who made you a cake because you were slightly sad"
"yeah I know, crazy right?"

by whore4obama June 11, 2020