Muddle Cuddle

When you go to hug them but your head is the wrong side, causing awkwardness and/or unintentional touching.

Dude I am so bad, I just did a Muddle Cuddle with my ex!

by SoccerTeas November 3, 2013

cuddle friend

This doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a cuddle friend.

No, cuddle friends do not exist.

by SometimesDefineThings December 18, 2014

Cuddle Caboose

Cuddling a big booty from behind when going to sleep.

N: Hey babe, are you ready to jump on the caboose?
A: Chugga chugga all aboard the cuddle caboose!

by ccaboose February 21, 2015

Cuddle goo

Cum

He sprayed cuddle goo all over me.

by Tikifandango July 9, 2015

Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations

"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."

by TomSmith13 December 12, 2015

Cuddle and kush

To cuddle and smoke weed.

Greg: Hey Jen, wanna come over for some cuddle and Kush?
Jen: Yeah, that sounds good!

by Sickasfrickks April 13, 2016

Cuddle Trouble

When "Netflix and Chill" turns into a fuck trophy and child support.

Jan's cuddle trouble wont stop crying and shitting it's pants.

by Francakes May 5, 2016