Cricketeer

An unfunny individual who tells horrible jokes, causing listeners to respond with cricket sounds.

The fat body was a cricketeer and told the worst jokes ever.

by Mr. Panda's Rim December 19, 2011

Cricket

The shitiest game u will ever play unless it is in a backyard and (snags) are invloved

(Big Bash) is okay but test matches are so shit

Cricket is so boring i would rather watch the grass grow or lets play backyard cricket

by asikcunt October 6, 2019

Obsidian Cricket

An African-American with distinct facial and body features that resembles similar traits to a cricket.

"Your ass look like an obsidian cricket the way you move that hellcat around."

by Mr.GabeItches327 June 28, 2022

Chicklet Teeth

When all your teeth are perfectly spaced and look like chicklets, tend to also have many moles on their back, and big lips.

The guy at the baseball game that was playing smiled at me and I was blinded by his chicklet teeth.

by roachbe24 April 8, 2009

jimmeny cricket

If u take the jimmeny cricket u r takin the piss.

ohh my days breeze u took the fuckin jimmeny cricket on that joint!

by Reks September 7, 2005

Mud cricket

A rare breed of women who are country to the point that can't be turned away from

That girl is such a mud cricket.

by tadpol2013 May 30, 2016

Jiminy Cricket

Your best/most helpful friend. Generally they are quite cute

Person A: Hey, do you know Ronny?

Person B: Yeah, that guy is my Jiminy Cricket

by durplepurple June 18, 2018