The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
by NickyLags February 19, 2012
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Get the Closing the cum gates mug.this fallacy applies can be applied whenever you decide to end an argument, but the person keeps going over and over.
(you): I'm done arguing you (whomever)!
(whomever): I'm not! blah blah blah blah
(you): Case Closed Fallacy., leave me the hell alone.
(whomever): I'm not! blah blah blah blah
(you): Case Closed Fallacy., leave me the hell alone.
by X allmighty October 10, 2023
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The slang definition is a closed road, heard many youths say this, its a fairly new slang words.
Closed road or closed-road.
The slang definition is a closed road, heard many youths say this, its a fairly new slang words.
Closed road or closed-road.
That quite road ahead is a closed road.
Dont go that way its a cul de sac or a closed road man. There is no exit that way.
Dont go that way its a cul de sac or a closed road man. There is no exit that way.
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Get the closed road mug.While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.
A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.
That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.
I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.
Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.
I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.
Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
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Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
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