beaver cleaver

when a girl is on her rag and whips out her tampon to smack someone across the face with it to leave a bloody mark.

After Jane got mad at Fred she whipped out her tampon and gave him a beaver cleaver.

by Muffin Punkinpants July 8, 2010

Ward Cleaver

(v). To drunkenly uriante in your place of living anywhere besides the bathroom.

I totally Ward Cleaverd all over the kitchen counters.

by dontrelle September 22, 2006

Meat Cleaver Fuck

Find a some bitch with two working (or non working) legs. PLEASE NO AMPUTI BITCHES. Go to your nearest cattle rendering plant, and ask the head butcher what for his biggest Meat Cleaver (you'll need this for the two legged bitch you've found). Take the meat cleaver and cut off one of the bitches legs (don't worry about her running to the police... usually this won't happen, because you'll be able to stop that hopping bitch right in her track). Then lay her down and insert your penis in her gaping wound. The penis does not need to be erect... the heat from her injured wound will active your cock. Stick your hard cock in her wound and out her pussy hole. This makes her horny... you will hear lots of moaning and screaming. Continue inserting your penis in and out of her until you are finished. When you are done... chances are she will be too. She will be very tired let her contine to sleep it off.

Come hear BITCH let me meat cleaver fuck you.

by Dr. Chris R. March 26, 2005

taken to the dry cleaners

(verb to be): to be either a ) financially extorted b) emotionally abused c) generally taken advantage of d) any combination thereof

why are you in such a relationship where you have been taken to the dry cleaners multiple times?

by Sexydimma November 14, 2019

cleaver

A way to say "cleavage" without actually saying it. Especially when you're making fun of someone. To be really annoying you drag out the "cle" so you go CLEEEE-ver.

Ha ha, you had some serious cleaver in that video!

by color of insanity October 18, 2007

cleaverocks

to throw rocks down a female's low cut shirt landing them in their cleavage

A: OMG lets play cleaverocks.....LOL
B: I have a low cut shirt on
A: 1...2...3.. ahhh i got it in
B: where'd it go (reaches down shirt to fetch the rock)

by naeplrl May 23, 2006

Cleaverage

to draw a sword with enough force to cleave your enemy with tremendous power

Cloud Strife uses cleaverage to free his Buster Sword from his magnet

by Tim Wilson June 18, 2006