A black woman.
by Deep blue 2012 September 15, 2009
Get the Chocolate ride mug.Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.
Nasty Fuck1: "Dude, that bitch was so fucking fat, after I fucked her senseless I decided to give her a specialty chocolate omelet. And seeing as I'm such a master chef, I served it up hot and the greasy cunt slurped it down without a second glance."
Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
by Alex Schweet Andmax February 5, 2010
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When one defecates on ones hand, paying particular attention to apply a healthy coat to the finger tips.
Then, in a proud, military stance, salutes ones adversary - ensuring a self-given shit marked eyebrow.
On the downward motion of the salute, one must endeavour to flick the remaining excretion onto the face and neck area of their commander/adversary.
Then, in a proud, military stance, salutes ones adversary - ensuring a self-given shit marked eyebrow.
On the downward motion of the salute, one must endeavour to flick the remaining excretion onto the face and neck area of their commander/adversary.
Fuckin hell! Did you see that? Barry just gave Colin a cracking chocolate salute. He'll be wearing that eyebrow for days.
by Dontask123 May 8, 2011
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Get the Chocolate smudge mug.George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you?
John: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020
Get the Chocolate Fountain mug.I must go to the toilet before my pants are covered in my own bum chocolate.
Or,
Let me sniff your bum chocolate you slag
Or,
Let me sniff your bum chocolate you slag
by JooBoy February 16, 2004
Get the bum chocolate mug.The super duper chocolate bowl is a phenomenon that happens when you mix together everything made of chocolate that you own(this includes hot chocolate mixes, chocolate cereal, chocolate chips, chocolate milk, chocolate sauce, etc.) and then eat it out of a huge bowl with a nice shiny spoon and milk...don't forget the milk.
Liz M.-So what did you have for breakfast?
Rachel effin S.-i ate the super duper chocolate bowl, watta bout you?
Liz M.-Oh I just had Lucky Charms...how was the super duper chocolate bowl?
Rachel effin S.- It looked like poop...but tasted like HEAVEN. It consisted of chocolate soy milk, organic offbrand coco puffs, Miss Vegan's hot chocolate mix, and tofitti's "better than chocolate" mini chocolate chips .
Liz M.- Damn Vegan.
Rachel effin S.-i ate the super duper chocolate bowl, watta bout you?
Liz M.-Oh I just had Lucky Charms...how was the super duper chocolate bowl?
Rachel effin S.- It looked like poop...but tasted like HEAVEN. It consisted of chocolate soy milk, organic offbrand coco puffs, Miss Vegan's hot chocolate mix, and tofitti's "better than chocolate" mini chocolate chips .
Liz M.- Damn Vegan.
by Lizzz....and rachel, too December 17, 2005
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