catch of the day

When you are fucking your chick doggy style and spit on her back with the fake out that you are down, and when she turns around, you hit her in the face with the fresh trout you kept under your bed.

Dudeman 1: Yo, what did you do last night?

Dudeman 2: I acted like Long John Silver and gave my girl the "Catch of the Day."

by Matt Berry Wears Adult Diapers January 17, 2008

catch the mouse

Sexual act in which one partner (male or female) digs a bloody tampon out of a female partner's vagina by the string using his or her tongue - thereby "catching" the "mouse" by the "tail."

They couldn't hook up, could they? She was on the rag.

No, they're into some weird shit - I heard he totally likes to catch the mouse.

by Mac5360 September 22, 2008

catch wreck

To participate in reckless behavior. To start a fight

puff mad lah catch wreck with my crew

by Ian Saints March 30, 2009

Catch-23

One logical step beyond the classic "Catch-22" (you may be excused from bombing missions if you've become combat-crazed, but if you're mentally able to actually request to be excused, then this indicates that you must also still be sane enough to continue fighting), this horrendously unreasonable and unrealistic stipulation states that if you are physically/mentally/emotionally disabled, you are eligible to begin receiving disability benefits, but if you are fit/lucid enough to be able to apply for said benefits and to properly fill out the required paperwork, then you must not be too disabled to hold a job.

I'm probably eligible for veteran's children's benefits, since I am unable to hold a job due to my traumatic upbringing caused by my veteran father's PTSD, but I am afraid to apply for it because I might not only be turned down due to Catch-23, but I might also lose my SSI and Food Stamps, since my act of applying would cause me to be brought more to "their" attention, and thus I would greatly risk being a victim of "and furthermore" syndrome.

by QuacksO February 3, 2017

Catch A Taste

When someone catches a taste of "Lemony Snickets"

Phone Conversation...

Vince - Hello?
You - Hi, could I speak to LEMONY SNICKETS please...
Vince - What?
You - LEMONY SNICKETS
Vince - Who is this?
You - LEMONY SNICKETS
Vince - I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!
You - Congradulations, you just caught a taste from LEMONY SNICKETS...

by Ipkiss February 28, 2005

Catch me outside

What I just said!!!

Catch me outside how bout that -what does that mean-what I just said

by Clever username May 30, 2017

catch and release

Flirting during a conversation or even a date in a very forward manner, creating the impression of a strong sexual interest, with no intention of actually following through.

I don't like the term cock teasing. I prefer to think of it as 'catch and release'.

by Arcadia Berger December 7, 2006