Carson

conceived in a car, he has the speed of turbo the snail. He is the son of marsh dwellers and very agile. He well known amongst the sped tribe. Don't mess with carson because he will strip naked and bark like a dog. He will also hump your leg. Carson makes the perfect gaurdian.

"quick an intruder! get carson to hump them out the door!

by catrabies October 27, 2023

Ellie Carson

Mighty goth

Alcoholic 24/7
Loves it hard

Up the duff

If no drinking, she’ll sure be licking. Only goth about that can pound your trout - Ellie Carson

by Ellie Carson April 11, 2019

Carson

A person who is funny, but awful at school and very dumb

You are not smart Carson

by Halp me September 29, 2020

Carson

A fursona that has a beautiful voice who can basically control you and has dog cock for days

Ex: Carson, it says on your resume you have dog cock for days?

Carson: Dame right I do

by Psychobooty09 August 28, 2017

Jesse C. Carson High school

Small town school with various people but mostly Caucasian. Below/Average athlete’s with the hand full of superstars. Just an average school in General. Currently owned by the 2021 class

I feel bad for you didn’t you go to Jesse C. Carson High School?

by JunnaxKhoppa May 30, 2022

Carson

A loud main

Oh my god carson is such a loud main

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

sliding on carson

you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle

Mom you did sliding on carson!!

by bigboysus February 22, 2022