Love Crime:The opposite of hate crime; The act of showing so much unconditional positive regard to people that it’s otherwise considered criminal by today’s standards.
Love Crime: My ancestors should have given your ancestors a big A$$ hug instead of being complete D%^ks to them since they were all immigrants!
“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”
“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”
by Dom-the-creator July 4, 2018
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Usually in the case of private schools with hair length/height restrictions for guys
Usually in the case of private schools with hair length/height restrictions for guys
"Bro, where did Garet get all that hair from"
"He rips durags to get crime locs like those, its almost like he grew it over night"
"He rips durags to get crime locs like those, its almost like he grew it over night"
by 242Bahamian242 October 3, 2018
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Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
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You gave me purpose Mr. Crime Minister. I can be a thug and lead a country at the same time.
we do not want a thug to lead our nation Crime Minister
we do not want a thug to lead our nation Crime Minister
by beginagain August 14, 2022
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"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)
"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)
Behold the fall of literacy, it started with and emote and ended with a whimper. I hate these WORD CRIMES.......
by Stillwatter August 21, 2022
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Get the Crime mug.A saying based on the original “Be Gay Do Crime.” The slogan “Be gay, Do crime” is an anti-capitalistic and anti-authoritarian statement, implying that crime and incivility may be necessary to earn equal rights given the criminalization of homosexuality around the world. "Be mad, Do crime" speaks to how being a mad person is inherently criminal therefore all things you do that relate to your madness are crimes. The statement is intended to speak out against the sanist notions our society has toward non-normative states of consciousness.
by MVm\M April 25, 2022
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