Tom Brady

Holder of countless NFL records.

Tom Brady has the most Regular Season Wins by a Starting Quarterback
Tom Brady has the most Passing Yards (Regular Season and Playoffs)
Tom Brady has the most Passing Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Touchdowns Thrown to Different Receivers
Tom Brady has the most Division Titles
Tom Brady has the started in the most Playoff Games
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Wins
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Passing Yards
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Appearances
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Wins

Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl MVPs
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Touchdown Passes
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Passing Yards

by Salty NFL Tears Collector February 14, 2019

brady madden

A kid with a huge dick. All the girls love him and want to be is girlfreind. He looks great, feels great, and is just plain Awesome. He is great at sports and is very muscular.

Girl : Omg here comes a Brady Madden, try to make me look good

by ....... February 23, 2017

The Marsha Brady

The act of taking a girl home, taking her to pound town , and then spiking a football off or her face when you cum.

I'm gonna take this girl home and give her the marsha Brady, bro.

by Travvyjameson August 18, 2018

Tom Brady

The greatest quarterback of all time. Outstanding play decisions, makes amazing comebacks and has won five superbowls. People hate on brady just because he is good. They say he "cheated" when he had nothing to do with deflategate, nothing to do with spygate (which was never proven to be true), and people bring up the tuck rule like he did something wrong. Simply, if you hate tom brady, you're either autistic or just follow the bandwagon because you know nothing about sports.

Tom brady is one of the greatest if not the greatest of all time

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock July 10, 2018

tom brady handshake

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.

Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.

by MattyM1 September 23, 2015

The New Jan Brady

When someone emerges into a newer, better, funkier, sexier, bolder, more confident and stylish version of themselves after an intentional transformative experience.

Holy hell! Who IS that??? They walk with such confidence, their hair swinging with the sexy funk of a grade A mod. It's The New Jan Brady!

by JingleDangle June 19, 2019

Wayne Brady Bitch

Infamous line yelled out by one, Wayne Brady on the April 14th episode of Chapelle's Show, shocking old white people everywhere

"I'm Wayne Brady Bitch!!!"
"If you do not smoke this nigga, we have a problem"

by Philip J April 24, 2004