bladee

my favorite artist but for some reason whenever i listen to him i suddenly forget how to bathe myself

"BROOOO you smell like SHITTT!"
"chill bruh im listening to bladee rn"
"makes sense"

by wzrd101 June 10, 2025

Rave got da blade

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting

"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber

by WildWillez December 12, 2020

blade

a person who is the best and he has infinite n-word passes and he has nerf guns that can kill furries. He is usually Asian and is always short. He won't let you down

me is Asian me name is blade

by spoodertable10000 April 1, 2019

Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

Blade Hicks

A girl, who is bad af . She is amazing in every way possible . Her make up stay A1 & I must say she looks better than 75% of y'all actual female born specimens of this godforsaken world . So why do y'all hate ? She can dress , she pull both ways . But yet y'all stay hatin' on Ol' girl . When y'all say "faggot" or "Gay ass" in the hallways it doesn't phase her ! She is headstrong & fierce .. and BETTER than y'all . So get your life.

"Ooh .. Blade Hicks slaying today !!" " Yass Girl , baddie status".

by nippleclincha June 29, 2015

cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade

tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade

by anonymous January 1, 2022

Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020