A Vineyardvine, Patagonia obsessed athlete, Christian boy who seems like he's nice but is actually a huge bitch and only owns things over $150 because his parents earn money from white privilege. He also secretly does drugs and has a girlfriend while claiming to be "god's follower' and talks in an abnormally high voice despite the fact he is officially a teenager but doesn't choose to follow the specific guidelines for trying to get through his "awkward phase". He also runs his hands every single fucking minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products. And who can forget the fact that his social media contains at least 15 pics of him with a red cap, saying D1 in every photo, trying to act black but ends up looking like a divorced elderly man trying to flirt with college aged ladies at a strip club AND TO TOP IT ALL OF A FUCKING DOG FILTER. AND they're only interested in basic white ass girls who, for some reason, know every little detail about the Pink product and can tell when her Starbucks drink is either decaf or whatever the other thing is with a blindfold on.
Ashley(basic bitch smh): OMG CHRISTOPHER (basic bitch smh) IS SO CUTE
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!
by hOnEy fIgHt mE November 20, 2017
Get the Basic White Boymug. Moniker given to the Bavarian Motor Works vehicles driven by residents of Marin County. Many can be found in the parking lots of Drake, Redwood, and Tamalpias High Schools.
Did you see Tristan's Basic Marin Wheels? Her parents got a new Land Rover so she had to like take the hand-me-down.
by bvincesf November 26, 2018
Get the basic marin wheelsmug. an annoyingly common species of homo sapiens that has no defining traits and often varies from region to region. in the region of my existence, basic girls often have:
• a distinct fakeness masked by an overwhelming peppiness
• Lovisa jewellery
• plain black leggings
• any kind of hoodie
• mousy brown hair, either badly curled or tied in a ponytail
• tiktok
• saying things like "cAn YOu nOT" or "SlAY kWeeN", basically whatever basic girls say, idk i'm ✨not like the other girls✨
• a distinct fakeness masked by an overwhelming peppiness
• Lovisa jewellery
• plain black leggings
• any kind of hoodie
• mousy brown hair, either badly curled or tied in a ponytail
• tiktok
• saying things like "cAn YOu nOT" or "SlAY kWeeN", basically whatever basic girls say, idk i'm ✨not like the other girls✨
by liminalitea June 6, 2022
Get the basic white girlmug. by Yo234 February 16, 2019
Get the Basic white girlmug. A basic white girl is a girl who love Starbucks I love taking photos on Snapchat with dog filter. A definition of a basic white girl is Bella doval
White girl starter kit:
Uggs
Starbucks
Leggings or Yoga Pants
Clothes from Pink, Forever 21, Aeropostale, etc
Pumpkin Spice
Makeup
Pop music
Mean girls + Pitch Perfect References
iPhone
Every social media created
Squad
etc. OMG, that chick over there is such a basic white girl. She's so plastic.
Uggs
Starbucks
Leggings or Yoga Pants
Clothes from Pink, Forever 21, Aeropostale, etc
Pumpkin Spice
Makeup
Pop music
Mean girls + Pitch Perfect References
iPhone
Every social media created
Squad
etc. OMG, that chick over there is such a basic white girl. She's so plastic.
by Yo234 February 16, 2019
Get the Basic white girlmug. by basic white gurl April 30, 2019
Get the basic white girlmug. Is white
Is blonde
Likes Starbucks
Has an iPhone
Uses 3+ social networking sites
Likes pop music
Wears leggings
Uses too many emojis
Shops at Victoria secret
Often corrects people grammar
Tick these boxes and your a certified basic white bitch.
Is blonde
Likes Starbucks
Has an iPhone
Uses 3+ social networking sites
Likes pop music
Wears leggings
Uses too many emojis
Shops at Victoria secret
Often corrects people grammar
Tick these boxes and your a certified basic white bitch.
by Incognito 13 August 31, 2019
Get the Basic white bitchmug.