Bread Munching

The act of eating yeast infected vagina.

Also known as Cunalinguini.

Dude, I just found out that girl I ate out had a yeast infection! I was totally bread munching!

by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009

Bread's In The Oven

When you have a large meal that doesn't settle well in your stomach. You start to feel a bad trip to the bathroom coming.

Man, I think I should have skipped the volcano sauce on the tacos. Now the bread's in the oven.

by JRoth827 August 15, 2010

Bread Armor

To be very intensely passionate about something.

Origin: The Egyptian protesters using whatever they could find to fashion head armor, specifically the man who plastic wrapped bread around his head.

She's totally bread armor about environmental issues.

by The Sugg March 1, 2011

Breaded Genius

something or someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.

"Man those guys are some real geniuses."

"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."

"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."

by dmayes123 June 4, 2011

Bread Ignoration

The act of avoiding free restaurant bread when the diners are on a diet.

Jay: Is the bread any good here?
Ben: Yeah, but I'm practicing Bread Ignoration..

Jay: Why?
Ben: I'm on a diet.

by Jayke Rhine May 21, 2012

bread lip

Someone who has dry crusty lip.

"Dude you have some bread lips.....put some chapstick on your dry ass lips".

by bonitaamazon November 6, 2013

brady time

When being at least 15 minutes late is acceptable. Also the next day doesn't start until you go to sleep and wake up the following morning regardless of time.

Shannon: it's midnight your birthday is over!
Jenn: No! I'm running on Brady time it's still my birthday until I wake up tomorrow.

Or

Jay: Your late!
Shannon: Only by an hour im still technically on time I run on Brady time!

by Brady time raveled December 25, 2013