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Andrew

True Andrews are hard to come by. A true andrew is irresistible to all girls at wrights. Often he returns from his quest with a trail of mots behind him. Usually he spends his time drinking red bull and eating M&Ms while playing Call Of Duty WM2. He can sustain this lifestyle due to the highest metabolism in the world. He adapts well to any videogame environment and is the best at hitting those clips. On Halloween an andrew and his friends are the most fun. If you don't get to know an andrew you might see them as a rando who has no social life but they have been in and out of ur girls DMs in one night. Andrews are very intelligent. They play a couple of sports (rugby or golf) and are alright at them, however they will never make it professional. You usually start seeing all these qualities in secondary school or college. They can test their limits and are a bit cheeky when approached by a larger boy. They don't care about homework because they know how to do everything worth teaching. They don't get a phone until they are around 13. They really enjoy shopping for shoes and clothes around this age. An andrew typically wears some jeans a Levi's t-shirt, a superdry hoodie which he wears everywhere and some shitty nikes. Around his 13th Christmas he will take a huge leap into clothing. He will be wearing Lyle and Scott polos, eleven degrees t-shirts, gym King hoodies, Nike and Adidas tracksuit bottoms and a pair of nikes that cost him a year of saving (probs vapormax or 97s).
Mot 1: would u meet him over there?
Mot 2: ye he looks like an andrew.
by Andrew guy September 26, 2018
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Andrew

A Lazy dyke that thinks he will make it to the NBA and talks shit online but never backs it up.
Andrew it's not my fault the dyke life choose you.
by Cricri2005 June 23, 2020
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Andrew

Andrew is a lovely person. They always have your back and will never cross you. They are adventurous and outgoing and sometimes get injured.

However they have a few flaws: they have a micro-penis, a few weird eating habits and they’re sons tend to be autistic. They love dogs. Sorry let me rephrase that: they love to eat dogs. Grilled, steamed baked but they’re favourite is fried. Andrew’s favourite restaurant is KFD. The most famous Andrew founded KFD with his son- a hybrid dog child. He is the most autistic person you will ever meet. However, he does tutor his dog loving father. In return, his father watches his and his son’s favourite movie with him every week- Mr Peabody and Sherman.

You will never forget an Andrew.

P.S. Most Andrew’s are gay.
Do you know that knew kids name, he eats dogs and is gay?

I think he’s called Andrew
by KFD IS LIFE July 7, 2019
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Andrew

Andrew is big gay and he killed his best friend
Andrew has to pay for what he did
by The_honest_truth_people December 24, 2019
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Andrew

An obnoxious male with striped shirts and come off as very clingy... Andrew wears hamburger shoes and looks dumb 50% of the time
by Patricia Plasticbar August 3, 2017
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Andrew

Andrew’s are the most amazing boys you will ever meet in your life. They usually have dark brown or black hair and have deep brown eyes. Andrews like to hide their feelings but as soon as they open up to you, you’re probably going to be the luckiest girl in the world. Andrews love music and are huge science nerds. They enjoy being extremely weird and goofy and can easily crack a smile on your face. Andrews can seem high tempered and shy, but once you get to know them, they are kind hearted and a huge goofball. They worry about you and are the sweetest little things when they wanna be. They make dirty minded jokes and love memes. Andrews are the most romantic boys and aren’t afraid to say how much they love you. They will do so much for the girl they call a soulmate, such as put up with your sugar highs and BTS obsession. Long story short, Andrews are the best things a girl can ever ask for and if you have one in your life, you are the luckiest girl in existence. I know I am
Girl 1: Who’s that guy?

Girl 2: That’s my boyfriend Andrew!

Girl 1: You are so lucky!
by ShortGirlSoph❤️ June 23, 2019
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Andrew

DOPE AS FUCK....FORNITE PRO STREMAER....1 MILL SUBS....LOVES RAMEN.....SCARED OF 6 ARM CREATURES....LIKES CHEETOS...FUCK SCHOOL
by SWAGGERNAGGERBAGGER April 11, 2019
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