A weeb is anyone with an anime profile picture/username and they typically do not believe they are a weeb, and will insist on giving you definitions that make them exempt from the undesirable title.
"quiet weeb"
"im not a weeb you idiot, even though I love my waifu and want to be Japanese, I don't have a body pillow!!!!!"
"ok bu-"
"you can keep being ignorant like you are now, that's fine by me"
"but you're really a-"
"now if you excuse me I'm gonna do my Japanese Duolingo course while watching anime on my second monitor"
*sigh
"why do weebs have to be this way"
"im not a weeb you idiot, even though I love my waifu and want to be Japanese, I don't have a body pillow!!!!!"
"ok bu-"
"you can keep being ignorant like you are now, that's fine by me"
"but you're really a-"
"now if you excuse me I'm gonna do my Japanese Duolingo course while watching anime on my second monitor"
*sigh
"why do weebs have to be this way"
by the weebs are evolving January 8, 2021
Get the Weebmug. They are amazing and very cool and nice but they don't think they are they think their annoying and cringe and weird and ugly but the person that's so special to them always says they are supper amazing and pretty it makes them feel better but they don't believe they are.
"Have do you know ..unknown._.weeb on tiktok? "
"Yeah their cool they love there partner a lot and their are very nice."
"Yeah their cool they love there partner a lot and their are very nice."
by ........ .......... May 31, 2021
Get the ..unknown._.weebmug. 
by Z37D22X95 December 26, 2019
Get the Weebmug. Person 1: you should watch Assassination Classroom, it's really good!
Person 2: dude you're such a weeb.
Person 2: dude you're such a weeb.
by the original Apple February 23, 2020
Get the Weebmug. by That waffle January 23, 2021
Get the weeb juicemug. A person hiding his weeb identity to produce an offspring with a mate, then revealing their identity as a weeb to their partner and ultimately rasint the child into a more powerful, next-generation of weebs"
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Jannet? Apparentaly her husband was an incognito weeb.
Person 2: Didn't they already have a child?
Person 1: Yes, his name is Matthew. She said she already walked in on him enjoying playing Nekopara with his father.
Person 2: Didn't they already have a child?
Person 1: Yes, his name is Matthew. She said she already walked in on him enjoying playing Nekopara with his father.
by majoranka333 January 7, 2021
Get the Incognito weebmug.