Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.

“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”

by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020

Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Holy hell your such a simp bro you play so much mc

by Yes ;) April 18, 2022

Simp

you. You're the simp.

Simp: Yeah my girlfriend cheated on me but I still love her
Me: ....dude

by splashmountainigga February 1, 2022

Simp

Raph and kade

Raph: Omg amalia is so pretty
Kade: Your such a simp
later that day
Kade: *gives angie a flower*
Raph: and you call me a simp

by hehehiii June 19, 2020

Simp

Someone who does anything for their girlfriend; they put the hoes before the bros.

Noah: "Dude, Ira's simping with his girl Jasmine again."
Dominick: "What a simp."
Jordan: " What a bot."

by koolade5k May 5, 2020

simp

a person who dies anything to get in bed with a girl

look mikael is the biggest simp ever

by apekatt August 1, 2020

Simp

Simp

Simp

by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020