that one dude at a party who always get extremely intoxicated and acts like a complete dumbfuck. Usually an outcast, and can never get into a girl, due to his small dick.
by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015

by Bobabob February 6, 2020

Ryan is a poophead
: somebody Oh hi what's your name?
Ryan: my name is Ryan
Somebody: hey it's that person from the song ryan is a poophead
Ryan: my name is Ryan
Somebody: hey it's that person from the song ryan is a poophead
by Coco gamingart May 23, 2019

by keirakei October 8, 2013

A typical black boy who always shags innocent girls in his forest. He is also a massive player, always going to the ugly girls due to his impaired eyesight. In addition, his hearing is worse then Dora the Explorer's. Don't get me started on his fake personality, if i was him i would go to the dry cleaners to wash it but frankly they don't take 'Ryans'. In other words, if you know a ryan, seen a ryan or are the ryan RUN AWAY FROM CIVILISATION!!!
Hey, did you hear about that girl?
Yeh, cannot believe she's pregnant.
Ryan is probably the father. He is the father to like 1,000,000 other babies.
Yeh, cannot believe she's pregnant.
Ryan is probably the father. He is the father to like 1,000,000 other babies.
by HarasEkul May 4, 2015

super smart guy, you can tell he'll be really successful in the future. he has amazing music taste and is really nice. great social skills, really cute, amazing person overall.
by __e__ September 9, 2020

Ryans are normally stuck up and sometimes jerks. But they can be really sweet once u get to them. They have a tendency to love getting high, but you have to look past that. They can be jerks in front of their friends but most of the time they're not. You have to understand that most Ryan's they go through lots of problems at home and it makes them harder to love or like or Express themselves. You have to know how to talk to them and now to act when you're around them. You need to know what to say and what not to say because if you mess up and say the wrong thing they will get mad. And it's very easy to fall in love with a Ryan. You can get so tied up and then that you don't even realize they're pulling you into it. Do you have to know how to control yourself around them, because it sucks when they're not your friend anymore.
Ex. Wow, that guy is so cute and so funny. He's so must be a Ryan.
I fell in love with him once it was super hard to leave him alone.
I fell in love with him once it was super hard to leave him alone.
by zloveme13 May 31, 2018
