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Landon

He’s a guy you need in your life.He’s protective, caring ,and romantic.He doesn’t want anyone but you,he reassures you everyday.
by ilovemyman..<3 September 4, 2023
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a big knucklehead who can be nice when he wants to but is also a butt. he likes to throw things and has a tendency to push people in ditches. hold onto your things he has sticky fingers. he likes big boys with big feet and even bigger eyes. he has a funny laugh and he eats pita bread with ketchup. if you know a landon then let him go. it’s a trap! just like collage. and he probably smells too.
“Wow is that a Landon he smells like pita bread
by interestinglyenough October 13, 2018
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An idoit who thinks they are cool
Landon is a bully
by Dogtu December 11, 2019
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Landon is a cute boy but ugly at the same time he has a friend who will sometimes back him up.

He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
“Keeps this a secret landon.”

Watch out its landon!”

Keep landon he can be a caring friend.
by Landoooooon June 6, 2020
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Landon is soooo ugly but, his bff Evelyn makes him said bc she won't stop calling herself ugly, buthatic, and more and loves his friends and he definitely not athletic he cares for his friends a lot and trys his hardes to get his friends so smile and is very funny and messes with his friends by poking his friends in the neck He is really sweet sometimes and loves hanging out with his friends.
Girl 1 hey is that a landon yes he is really ugly

Girl 2 ik right he is thr ugliest boy
by Landon214 April 9, 2019
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A Landon is an incredibly kind, intelligent and hilarious guy. He loves a challenge and will work hard to overcome it. He is a deep lover of animals and the most loyal friend you could ever have. He is incredibly handsome though his feet smell. But that is curable. If you find a Landon you know you are with someone who will always take care of you. Keep that boi.
Girl: Have you met Landon? He's a little weird, but I think I like him.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
by fannybanny September 24, 2023
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😎 Why Landon Is So Good-Looking and Cool
1. Great Hair Game
Landon probably has the kind of hair that looks effortless but secretly perfect—windproof, stylish, and always photogenic.
2. That Confident Smile
You know the one—easy, relaxed, a little mischievous. It’s the kind of smile that makes people wonder what he’s up to (in a good way).

3. Chill Vibes Only
Landon doesn’t stress—he is the calm in the chaos. Always laid-back, never trying too hard, and somehow still always on point.

4. Killer Style
Whether it’s jeans and a hoodie or something more polished, Landon makes it look good. Fashion isn’t forced—it’s just part of the vibe.

5. Naturally Funny
Cool without being cocky. Landon cracks jokes that are smart and goofy, and people love that combo.

6. Effortless Charisma
People are drawn to him. Doesn’t matter the crowd—Landon fits in everywhere and makes others feel like they do too.

7. That Name Though
“Landon” just sounds like someone who’s got his act together. Smooth. Memorable. A little cinematic.

8. Good Listener Energy
Cool isn’t just looks—it’s the ability to really be there for people. Landon probably makes you feel heard and understood.

9. Just the Right Amount of Mysterious
He doesn’t overshare—but when he does open up, it hits different. There’s a story behind those eyes.

10. Can Pull Off Sunglasses Indoors (But Doesn’t)
He could, but he respects the unspoken social contract.
Rawr landon
by Alicia can’t hear June 4, 2025
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