Poop

Poop

Poop

by Sallyface April 4, 2021

Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"

by Just some guy 183691 January 18, 2017

Poop confetti

Aka, dingleberries. The tiny balls of toilet paper left behind when wiping.

"Dad, Kai's poop confetti is floating in the bathtub."

by Clickbyclick October 13, 2016

Poop head

Somebody who’s head is full of poop. The these people tend to have really big heads because the poop in their head clogs up their veins so their head swells because it’s not getting enough oxygen. Ex: Airwick

Man you’re such a poop head.

by chonkycat123 September 17, 2020

poop

its just the nasty leftovers that comes out of our butthole

I ate my poop today!

by dontcallmeashortie February 2, 2022

Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.

I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.

by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024

poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.

Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.

by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024