Take me to Church

(1.) When sex is like a religious experience. The feeling is so powerful and all pervading, you have no choice but to be present. And yet you also find yourself in a state of awe, beyond all the limits of your own body and mind. Time appears to stand still and yet it moves so quickly as your body automatically does what it needs to do, without thought, pretense, or any opportunity for self-consciousness.

Just as people often go to the house of a particular religion to find God...."Take me to Church" in the context of sex, involves a physical build up so intense, the orgasms could be described as a kind of "seeing God".

(2.) To crave or hunger for someone so much, you know being with them would be a religious experience.

(Hell, if you really want to extend the religious symbolism, think of the way a supposedly demon possessed person is taken to church, "laid hands on", convulses and shakes, and then appears to be "set free" with a peaceful look on their face. The parallels between this and really great sex are obvious.)

(1.) O God....He really knows how to take me to church.

(2.) I've never wanted someone to take me to church so bad in my life. I wonder if there's still seating available. The aisle closest to his lap would be preferable.

by Olive989 March 8, 2023

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Drag me to Hell

Probably the worst 2009 B movie ever made. Too bad it has the Mac guy in it. Went in expecting it to be shit but not that bad. About some blond chick who denies an old russian lady a bank loan to keep her house, old russian lady steals a button off little bank tellers jacket, makes the devil come after her, until the blond chick meets this indian guy who just so happens to also speak spanish and be a gypsy who helps her release the demon from her soul, but only after the girl tries to sacrifice her kitten to the demon so it will go away.

Ends badly, not worth your time or money. Only reason I went was because they carded me for "The Hangover".

"Did you go see "Drag me to Hell" this weekend?!!"

"Uhh yeah, probably the worst piece of shit that I have seen in a while. I feel like I paid the money just to LEAVE the theatre. Thank god for that"

by iloveandysamberg June 7, 2009

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Paying me out

Paying me out is similar to the term 'Pulling my leg'. It is used usually as a question, tho sometimes as a statement, to ask whether someone is teasing you or not.

1) "Hey, Michele and i went to the Nightclub last night, ans we both got one night stands!"
"Are you paying me out?!"

2)"Hey, Michele and i went to the Nightclub last night, ans we both got one night stands!"
"Really?!"
"No, Im just paying you out

by Alex phipps September 29, 2006

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