james bonds penis

the largest penis that has ever been identified.

Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.

by Good Man May 14, 2017

Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

by good of words August 17, 2016

Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018

GAVINS MEGA PENIS

If your name is Gavin and Your Penis exceeds 14 inches you could consider yourself a True God in the Sheets.

" Hey bro! Did you hear that girl getting piped by Gavins Mega Penis "

" I wish my Chode was as big as Gavins Mega Penis "

by Gavin ctw June 23, 2021

Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021

PENIS SIMULATOR 2

"a game released in 2079 the famous penis simulator 2 from the 1978 series penis eater chomp chomp simulator created by girl rapist that released pp simulator 2 pp sim 2 is about where you go around finding materials to create much more cum and urine.Later your cum is too salty and you are forced to blow your brains out like hitler.

"hey my nigga have u heard of penis simulator 2?
"yes very homosexual game"

by ragnarökgays January 21, 2023