John

John is fuck in short he likes to suck big dick

John likes big cock

by My boy esteban November 20, 2023

Kathrine Abild John

A red bandit from the island Sorø

Kathrine Abild John er dum scary

by punic man October 4, 2021

John

About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.

Me: "I know where you live John"

Guy: "Bitch my name is Michael Jordan"

by AgentComet March 14, 2022

John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

John Callahan

One of the best teachers you would ever have at Staten Island Technical High School. Pray to the Lord Buddha Allah Christ that you get him for your Russian teacher. Just don't sleep or be late for his class because it means смерть (death)!

Bob: You in tech right? Who do you have for Russian?
Jimmy: John Callahan
Bob: Lucky Bastard

by THEBESTMONKEYEATERALIVE251 November 28, 2023

John Chase

slower typer than Romina

John Chase is a way slower typer than Romina, no contest needed.

by Animor November 23, 2021

John Cena

a person you cant see

John Cena : You cant see me

by ChihuahuaPlaysYT September 21, 2020